Merle's Schnitz Website
← Both kitchens · Website prototype for the Merle's team. Prices, descriptions, suburbs and app links are placeholders.
ORDER ON UBER EATS & MR D · OR COLLECT FROM THE KITCHEN
Merle

SCHNITZ AROUND THE CORNER

Let's get schnitzfaced.

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See the full menu
Get your schnitz together

THE HEAVY HITTERS

Names you know. Schnitz you need.

Two schnitz and two portions of chips on a black plate

Joey Doesn't Share Food

R135

Double schnitz, double chips.

A schnitz with cheese sauce and bacon on a German roll

Big Lebowski

R125

Schnitz, cheese sauce & bacon on a German roll.

A milkshake topped with Oreos and a 5Star

The Fat Boy Slim

R65

Milkshake. 2 Oreos & 5Star.

See the full menu

NEW · THE SHOP

Schnitz happens. Be prepared.

Frozen chicken schnitz and bottles of Merle's sauces, delivered for the freezer.

Shop frozen & sauces

DELIVERY AREAS

Is Merle's around your corner?

See which suburbs our kitchens reach.

Check your area

FUNCTIONS & EVENTS

Your party. Our schnitz.

Office lunches, birthdays and big days. Feed the whole crew.

Book a function

THE MENU

Holy schnitz, that's a menu.

Everything here is on Uber Eats and Mr D. Pick a name you know and get schnitzfaced.

Collect from the kitchen in [AREA], or order delivery on Uber Eats or Mr D. Deliver prices are the app prices.

Merle

SCHNITZ

CollectDeliver
Schnitz and ChipsR95[R000]

Served with Skinny fries.

Schnitz RollR85[R000]

Served on a German roll with Peri-mayo sauce.

Big LebowskiR125[R000]

Schnitz, cheese sauce & bacon on a German roll.

Joey Doesn't Share FoodR135[R000]

Double schnitz, double chips.

Night at the RoxburyR120[R000]

Schnitz, mushroom sauce & Skinny fries.

Cosmo KramerR115[R000]

Schnitz, cheddar & pickles on a German roll.

The Dr. DreR125[R000]

Schnitz, peri-peri & Merle's Peri-mayo.

Almost FamousR110[R000]

Schnitz on Merle's 3 Classic Salad.

COMBOS

CollectDeliver
Solo Schnitz ComboR130[R000]

Schnitz and Chips, any sauce & a cold drink.

Schnitz for TwoR240[R000]

2 schnitz, 2 chips & 2 sauces.

Family SchnitzR420[R000]

4 schnitz, 2 large chips & Merle's 3 Classic Salad.

SIDES & SAUCES

CollectDeliver
ChipsR35[R000]
Merle's 3 Classic SaladR45[R000]
Merle's Peri-mayoR15[R000]
MMMbop SauceR15[R000]
Mushroom SauceR15[R000]

MILKSHAKES

CollectDeliver
The Fat Boy SlimR65[R000]

2 Oreos & 5Star.

The Whoopi GoldbergR65[R000]

Jolly Jammers & Strawberry Jam.

SWEET TREAT

CollectDeliver
Flake Ice CreamR40[R000]

Merle's home-made Flake ice cream.

DRINKS

CollectDeliver
Cold Drink, 330mlR25[R000]
Still WaterR20[R000]
All meals available with a veggie schnitz option.

HUNGRY YET

Get your schnitz together.

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Merle

DELIVERY AREAS

Schnitz around the corner.

There's no shop to visit. Merle's cooks from delivery kitchens and the schnitz comes to you. If Merle's shows up in your Uber Eats or Mr D app, you're in range.

Our kitchens

KITCHEN 01

Schnitz at [AREA]

DELIVERS TO

[Suburb], [Suburb], [Suburb], [Suburb], [Suburb].

KITCHEN HOURS

[Mon–Sun, 11:00–21:00]

Uber Eats Mr D

KITCHEN 02

Schnitz at [AREA]

DELIVERS TO

[Suburb], [Suburb], [Suburb], [Suburb].

KITCHEN HOURS

[Mon–Sun, 11:00–21:00]

Uber Eats Mr D

COMING SOON

Schnitz at your place?

New kitchens open where the hunger is. Tell us where you are below.

OUT OF RANGE

No schnitz near you? That's schnitz.

Tell us your suburb. Enough votes and Merle opens a kitchen nearby.

Merle

ORDER ONLINE

Schnitz to your door.
Pick your app.

Merle's delivers through Uber Eats and Mr D. Same schnitz, same names. Use whichever app you already have.

ON THE APP

Uber Eats

Search "Merle's Schnitz". Track your driver all the way to the door.

Order on Uber Eats

ON THE APP

Mr D

Search "Merle's Schnitz". Same menu, delivered by Mr D.

Order on Mr D

HOW TO FIND US

    Open Uber Eats

    MOST ORDERED

    Joey Doesn't Share FoodR135
    Schnitz and ChipsR95
    Big LebowskiR125
    The Fat Boy SlimR65
    See the full menu

    GOOD TO KNOW

    Can I collect from the kitchen?

    Yes, from the kitchen in [AREA], at the menu's Collect prices. Tap Add on the menu to order right here.

    Who sets the delivery fee?

    Your app does. It's added on top of the menu's Deliver price.

    Something wrong with my order?

    Report it in the app first so they can refund you. Then tell Merle at [EMAIL ADDRESS].

    Can I buy the sauces?

    Yes. Peri-mayo, MMMbop and Mushroom Sauce are in the shop, with frozen schnitz for the freezer.

    Feeding a crowd?

    Big orders go straight to Merle. Book a function.

    THE SHOP

    Schnitz in the freezer.
    Sauce in the fridge.

    For the nights the app takes too long. Merle's chicken schnitz, crumbed and frozen, and the sauces that make it Merle's. Delivered to your door.

    FROZEN SCHNITZ

    [Pack weights to confirm]. Cook from frozen. No thawing.

    A frozen pack of two crumbed chicken schnitz

    Chicken Schnitz, 2-pack

    Two crumbed chicken schnitz. Oven, pan or air fryer.

    [R—]
    0
    A frozen pack of four crumbed chicken schnitz

    Chicken Schnitz, 4-pack

    Schnitz for the week. Or for tonight. We don't judge.

    [R—]
    0
    A frozen pack of two veggie schnitz

    Veggie Schnitz, 2-pack

    The veggie schnitz from the menu, frozen.

    [R—]
    0
    The Joey Doesn't Share box with a bottle of Peri-mayo and MMMbop Sauce

    Joey Doesn't Share Box

    Six chicken schnitz, Merle's Peri-mayo and MMMbop Sauce. Not for sharing.

    [R—]
    0

    SAUCES

    The sauces from the menu, bottled. [Bottle size to confirm].

    A squeeze bottle of Merle's Peri-mayo

    Merle's Peri-mayo

    The one on the Schnitz Roll and The Dr. Dre.

    [R—]
    0
    A bottle of MMMbop Sauce

    MMMbop Sauce

    You'll be humming it by the second schnitz.

    [R—]
    0
    A jar of Mushroom Sauce beside a mushroom

    Mushroom Sauce

    The sauce from Night at the Roxbury.

    [R—]
    0
    Peri-mayo, MMMbop Sauce and Mushroom Sauce together

    Destiny's Child

    All three sauces. Say my name.

    [R—]
    0
    1. 1

      Freeze it.

      Into the freezer when it arrives. [Keeps for X months].

    2. 2

      Crisp it.

      From frozen, [200 °C for 18–20 minutes, to confirm].

    3. 3

      Get schnitzfaced.

      Sauce on. You know what to do.

    Merle

    FUNCTIONS & EVENTS

    Your party.
    Our schnitz.

    SCHNITZ AND GIGGLES

    Office lunches, birthdays, launches and long Saturdays. Merle cooks it, we deliver it hot, and everyone gets schnitzfaced together.

    Book a function

    Pick your size of schnitz

    10–30 PEOPLE

    The Office Schnitz

    Schnitz rolls, chips and sauces in platters. Delivered for team lunch.

    From [R—] per head

    30–80 PEOPLE

    The Party Schnitz

    The signatures, cut into sharing platters, with Merle's 3 Classic Salad and milkshakes.

    From [R—] per head

    80+ PEOPLE

    Full Schnitzfaced

    Big days and launches. A menu built with Merle, delivered in waves so nobody waits.

    Quoted per event

    1. 1

      Send the details.

      Date, headcount, where to deliver.

    2. 2

      Merle sends a quote.

      A menu and price for your crowd.

    3. 3

      Schnitz hits the table.

      Delivered hot, on time, ready to share.

    BOOK A FUNCTION

    Let's get schnitzfaced, together.

    WHAT'S THE OCCASION

    Merle replies with a quote. Nothing is booked until you confirm.